Welcome to Masai! You can now spend your vacation at Bush adventures, a small camp in Kenya run by a Masai elder and his white girlfriend ( How is that for black pride and black power?) You can be trained as a Masai warrior or watch tribal dances. Amenities include using a pit in the ground as a toilet and buckets of water as a shower. But the meals are Italian made by his white girlfriend along with an espresso every morning. (If this does not demonstrate liberal insanity on the part of whites I don't know what does. And European whites are flocking there in record numbers wanting to see native cultures but yet still enjoy the benefits of at least some of the creature comforts the Western world can offer) One can also learn to make a fire using nothing but elephant dug and toothbrushes out of tree branches.